The young man sitting next to me drinking a 'yop' - erudite_baboon

Reason: In a display of
unbridled masculinity he slouched forward and positioned his legs at a
highly obtuse angle, clearly impinging my leg space. I think he must
have had a massive cock.

Not to be cowed by this performance, I tried a little experiment: I
made sure to keep my leg pressed against his, and as the journey went
on I gradually forced his leg back - every inch he yielded I pushed
forward into. It was like a secret battle right there in the tube
carriage - ooh the adrenaline rush!

By the time he got off I'd almost forced him to have his leg in a
normal position. If he'd stayed on the train a couple more stops I'd
have forced him back into his own territory and put him on the
defensive, eventually securing my victory by sitting on his lap. I
think he got off before his stop because he could see this was coming.
Score one for the baboon!

25.6.04 11:32

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(25.6.04 11:35)
Ask yourself this would you really want to sit on his lap?

(25.6.04 11:36)
*grins*
I have arm wars several times a week and am very good at winning, except against middle-aged men in suits. Leg wars is a whole other thing, though! I particularly liked the bit about sitting on his lap (saying nothing, of course, about the pull of his large member). Have a sweetie.

(25.6.04 11:36)
I have to thank you for doing this in the name of all that is good. I feel that everyone who fucks me off on my way to work is judged by proxy by your goodself.

(25.6.04 11:40)
It's just a shame you didn't nudge him as you got up to leave, resulting in a yop splodge on his trousers.
Oh, sweet revenge.

(25.6.04 11:41)
He probably thought you wanted some of his yop...

(25.6.04 11:42)
yop.

(25.6.04 11:45)
DJ - yes, so that all in the carriage can know of my victory. And applaud me as I disembark.
Queener - I have the added advantage of being man - when I push my leg against another man's leg he might worry about being gay and therefore withdraw his leg a little giving me precious ground (I am confident enough of my sexuality to not wory about such things, and I will do anything to secure leg-victory). If you were to push your leg against a man's leg it would only encourage him.
Midget - I didn't do it for me. I did it for the people.
Nick - I think if I have left him with a thick white substance in the middle of his crotch the whole thing may have got a little too homoerotic.

(25.6.04 11:46)
notsopink - If I had have successfully invaded his leg territory I would have claimed the yop as spoils of war.

(25.6.04 11:48)
Surely it would depend on the flavour of the yop?

(25.6.04 11:51)
Looking at the position of your legs in the picture, is it not quite possible that you were in turn impinging upon someone else's leg-space? Or am I to assume the northern line was peculiarly quiet for rush hour?

(25.6.04 11:51)
There only seems to be two different Yops nowadays, strawberry and raspberry - long gone are the glory days of chocolate.

(25.6.04 11:52)
I seem to recall a particularly offensive banana flavour too...

(25.6.04 11:55)
Queener - the illustration is figuarative. In reality I was not impinging on anyone else's space, the yop drinker's legs were much further apart, and I have a hurculean physique.

(25.6.04 11:56)
But look - you've got your book on the arm rest! Are you telling me that's not an accurate portrayal (of someone who's asking for it!)?

(25.6.04 11:58)
No - the book is closer to the front than the arm rest. Perspective makes the book seem bigger and therefore seem to overlap other travellers. That's how good an artist I am.

Daisy / Website (25.6.04 12:16)
But 'boon - there is a good chance that he may have been gay in which case you leg withdrawal theory doesn't work at all...

(25.6.04 12:18)
You think he had a massive cock or was a massive cock?

(25.6.04 12:19)
I'd like to think had.

(25.6.04 12:26)
Daisy - in that case he obviously didn't fancy me. I am heart broken.
Chauncey - maybe a little bit of both.

(25.6.04 12:27)
What about a lot of one and not so much of the other?

(25.6.04 12:27)
I think queener may have a bit of a thing for guys who drink yop...

(25.6.04 12:28)
It's the single eyebrow thing. Gets me every time.

Daisy / Website (25.6.04 13:18)
Boon - he was all over you. Of course he fancied you.

(25.6.04 13:20)
Thanks D - I feel much better now.

(25.6.04 13:29)
I note that you didn't respond to my comment there. Is that because it's Score One for me?

(25.6.04 15:16)
Yes. You have sat in my metaphorical lap.

(25.6.04 15:19)
I think so.

(25.6.04 16:40)
Dear BBN, following on from what Em said in the pub about her blog becoming much more popular after she got together with you... I'm wondering if we could start a sponsorship programme via your blog while you're not using it. On quiet days, you could put up a message saying 'Today, my favourite blogger is...', and then everyone would rush there instead. A more equal distribution of resources and opportunity. What do you think? I think you'll go for it! COZ YOU'RE A WINNER! Hey? Hey???

(25.6.04 16:58)
Today, my favourite blogger is ... Queener!

But don't you think you are quite popular enough? 46 hits a day!

(25.6.04 17:02)
I've just begun trying to be ranked by Google as the Queen of London. That will set things sky-rocketing!

(25.6.04 17:05)
At the moment your main enemy is Queen Mary university of London. Perhaps you should try to sabotage them in order to improve your chances. And may I suggest that one you are officially the google queen of london you should try to become the queen of england. If you are the top google result for that you get to move into buckingham palace. That's the law.

(25.6.04 17:10)
You know, if I can just get Queen Mary University Hospital and old Madge to become interested in Becherovka then I'm on to a winner.
Can you please put something into some films that will feed into their minds subliminally? Thanks.

(25.6.04 17:12)
Consider it done.

(2.7.04 01:19)
from every Londoner a message for the baboon 'thankyou'